Roofing

Ya know? Tar smells bad.

Convertible

OK, so when I said I wanted a convertible, I was kinda thinking car, not apartment.
Apparently if the gutters don't get cleaned, then water pools on the roof.
Even stranger if water pools on the roof, this destroys it.
Who knew?

Man Flu

So I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, turns out I either have Malaria or I am going through menopause.

Obviously I was concerned as I have not been to the tropics in 20 years, so I called the advice nurse. Apparently I have the flu. And am a big weeny.

I suppose I should stop taking the Estrogen supplements.