Roofing

Ya know? Tar smells bad.

Convertible

OK, so when I said I wanted a convertible, I was kinda thinking car, not apartment.
Apparently if the gutters don't get cleaned, then water pools on the roof.
Even stranger if water pools on the roof, this destroys it.
Who knew?

Man Flu

So I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, turns out I either have Malaria or I am going through menopause.

Obviously I was concerned as I have not been to the tropics in 20 years, so I called the advice nurse. Apparently I have the flu. And am a big weeny.

I suppose I should stop taking the Estrogen supplements.

Turd in the Punch Bowl

Dear friends, family and the occasional aggressive stranger,

I would love to tell you how my day went, but I am not that strong, so I will tell you about the show I went to this evening.

I went to see Mortified I was very good, and afterwords, I was walking to the BART station in the rain, when I hear:
"How did you like the show"

It was one of the performers who was vaguely familiar to me, but I, to him stood out like a ...


P.S. I passed the F.E.

I put my Flash Memory in the wash

And it works just fine.
All my data is good.

And, no, it was not on purpose.

For the love of all that is holy and good

Pleas stop playing X-Mass (Not a secularization of a Christian holiday, but a Latin abbreviation that is at least 1000 years old: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas) Muzak on the speaker outside my office. I fear I will soon go mad.

Pleas?

Next Year I Will ....

Ride my bike.

Go to Monterey with Becky.

Find out if I passed the F.E. exam (Cuz then next year I can take an even harder test!).

Celebrate the 2nd annual Robot Independence Day (March 1).

Slide down a mountain on a couple of planks shouting Wooo-motherfucking-Hooooo the whole way down!!

Party down on my 33 1/3 birthday (It is a record year).

Pull a prank.

Prepare Beer Bash for his 5th tournament.

Cry when the 4000 soldier is killed in Iraq for a lie.

Adapt BearScore for UC Open.

Fight at UC Open.

Congratulate a friend.

Drive a car so fast that I will never be caught!

Test for my 1st Kup in Tae Kwon Do.

Cheer the Non-(modern)Republican president elect.
Or shake my head in sorrow and tremble in fear at the continuing stupidity of many Americans.

Run a sub 6:30 Mile.

Offer a shoulder to cry on.

Cry on a shoulder.

Travel to India to visit a friend and eat many things that where cooked in a tandoori oven.

Make a woman laugh.

Make a man cry.

Tell Rebecca I love her more than anything in this life.