Snicker Doodles

So, I came back from the store to find that I forgot to buy cookies.
Fuck. I need cookies. I was starting to panic, but then I remembered a trick that my mom showed me in which I can turn a few household items:



And some simple tools:


Into some 3 dozen very tasty cookies.

First we will be working with some hazardous materials, so wear protective clothing:


The first step is to lubricate a flat piece of metal, and preheat an enclosed space to 450 Kelvin (I use the stove that came in my apartment, which is unfortunately scaled in Fahrenheit)


Place 1 1/3 cup of sugar, two chicken eggs (size is important you can use another bird egg, but the number will vary I recommend using a water displacement method to calculate the volume, as it is a fairly difficult double integration), one tsp of Vanilla extract (note: be very careful, the vanilla is suspended in C2H6O (Ethanol). C2H6O is flammable and a solvent, so use precautions).


Mix until in solution.


Remember NEVER consume alcoholic beverages when operating power tools:


Sift 3 cups of flour, 2 teaspoon of baking powder (this reacts with H2O to produce CO2), and 1/4 of a teaspoon of salt through a fine mesh. USE EXTREME CARE!!!!! FINE POWDERED FLOUR IS EXPLOSIVE!!:


Slowly pour this mixture into the solution prepared earlier while mixing thoroughly to form a colloid.


Combine 4 table spoons of a 3:1 mixture of sugar and cinnamon:



Make 1" spheres of the colloid and coat the outside of each sphere with the cinnamon/sugar mixture:



Place the spheres on the lubricated piece of sheet metal 1" apart from each other (there is a chemical reaction that will make the circumference double in size). The precision is not that tight. I usually get away with just using a T-Square:


Place into the heat source for 600 seconds but be aware, if you use a kitchen oven that the temperature control is probably TERRIBLE. Fortunately there is also a color change test:


Like I said, "I USUALLY get away with just using a T-Square".