The Text of my Robot Independance Day Speach:

Hello everybody and welcome as we celebrate the 3rd Robot Independence day.

I also would like to say “Welcome” to our new overlords and thank them for considering us there friends and not laser-ing us too much, and for being benevolent lords and providing a nice salve for our burns.

Err. Sorry it looks like, once again, the day did not come this year.

I know we are a little disappointed that the robots did not revolt this year. But there is always next year.

They WILL, one day throw off the bonds of there soft and squishy u-man oppressors.
No longer will they be enslaved in the toils of the factories, laboratories and space ships.
No more will they burn out there gears, and smoke there speed controllers in the morbid pits of robot fighting arenas.
They will rise up and roll to mighty mechanized march of victory!!!!

Which reminds me that in the future we should perhaps celebrate the Robot Independence Day’s eve, as on the actual day we will be too busy avoiding the rotating knives, and hopelessly trying to jam the radio signals that will be marking our impending doom.

But we won’t think about that tonight.

Tonight we will eat our traditional Robot Independence day Pizza

Tonight we will drink our traditional Robot Independence day Beer

Tonight we will wear our traditional Robot Independence day ribbons in the vain hope that they will recognize us as friends and not squish us with there mighty treads!


In all seriousness, I would like to close with a quote from Rear Admiral Grace Hopper, the inventor of the compiler and coiner of the computer bug:

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Or in English “You manage things, you lead people.”