Monday, August 24, 2009

So I Reached Down in the Shower

To wash my calf, you have a very sick mind. Anyway, as I was washing my calf, I suddenly realized: Holy cow, I have a calf!!

To put this in perspective conversations with my friends used to go some thing like this:
Josh: “My calf hurts.”
Josh’s friend: “You don’t have a calf.” *Rabbit Punches me in the back of the head* “Now give my your iPod, trick.”

Now I look forward to having conversations like this:
Josh: “My calf hurts.”
Josh’s friend: “Hay, nice calf.” *Rabbit Punches me in the back of the head* “Now give my your iPod, trick.”

You know, I think I need new friends.

3 comments:

hern42 said...

Errrr... what's a calf?
For me, for some reason, it's a small cow, but you know my frenglish...

The Eel said...

It's the muscle on the back of your leg under your knee and above your ankle.

feyeel said...

Mark recently informed me that I have a calf too (two)! Maybe it's something in the water.