I would just like to take this time to point out,

The Muppet Show is fucking hysterical!!!!

New Car!

Now, lets see if I can afford the damned thing.

Anthropomorphism

I just scolded my Roomba cuz it did not stay in the room I put it in to clean up a mess there.
Sigh.

Landslide

So last Wednesday all the news was talking about how big Clinton won on Tuesday.
The counts are finally in and the total number of delegates picked up by each candidate are:

Clinton - 206
Obama - 198

Hmmm, that was not that big was it?

Next!

So, a full 2 days after I finally recovered from the "man flu" I got myself a nice, shiny cold!

I am not liking this!

Roofing

Ya know? Tar smells bad.

Convertible

OK, so when I said I wanted a convertible, I was kinda thinking car, not apartment.
Apparently if the gutters don't get cleaned, then water pools on the roof.
Even stranger if water pools on the roof, this destroys it.
Who knew?